Saturday, May 16, 2009

Stupid Criminals

I love stupid people and reading about the stupid things people do. Here are some of my favorite headlines from the site Clumsy Crooks.


How Not To Rob A Bank
Don't leave your wallet at the scene, m'kay?

Paramedic Tried To Buy Wine Wearing Only His Thong After Supermarket Staff "Refused To Serve Him In Uniform"

A paramedic was facing disciplinary action today after he walked into a supermarket crowded with shoppers wearing just a thong.

Man Caught With 14 Birds In His Trousers
A traveller was caught with 14 live birds strapped to his legs under his trousers, customs officials said today

Chuck Norris Protects Baker
Store bosses have seen off burglars by placing a life-sized photo of Hollywood action star Chuck Norris in the window.

Man Charged With Stealing College Women's Underwear
Over the last three years female students at Mount Union College in Alliance have been reporting robberies. These were not your usual robberies.

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