Monday, December 28, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
The Singing Manicure...Oprah Style
My sister introduced me to this salon in Michigan, known for their singing manicure. Thats all there is to say.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Have Another.
I have to wonder. Did this dude get this way all on his own or was he with buddies. If he was with his buddies...where are they? If only there was sound.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
I'm Looking For Someone
Recently featured on Ellen, I had to share these. I wonder if these actually worked.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Lamebook
Check out the latest site added under Funny Funny. For facebook users, its pretty entertaining.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Water In Your Pipes
I don't know how anyone in Charlotte can take this guy seriously. This is one of my favorites, but make sure to check out the other videos.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Ping Pong
Was incredibly intrigued for the first 20 seconds, then I realized what was actually going on. However, still pretty good.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Dead Dog
I always appreciate a good dog trick. Maybe thats because I've never been able to train my own dog to do something like this.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Monkey Monday
I have always had a thing for monkeys which probably stemmed from my fav childhood stuffed animal, Speedy. (I still have him) I'm installing a new theme for mondays called Monkey Monday focusing solely on monkeys and the funny stuff they do, because really, they are hilarious. Enjoy!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Everyone Loves a Fail.
Everyone loves a good FAIL. Stumbled upon these photos courtesy of my friend Kelli and failblog.
Monday, August 24, 2009
I Would Bet On Any Given Friday, Kisses Begin With Miller. Not Kay.
Normally, I don't pay too much attention to the forwarded emails, but this one I got from my friend Sarah is just right on.
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I
can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that
I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more
directly involves me.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to
drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire
with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that
you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you
are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and
walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to
first do something like check your watch or phone or make a
grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one
in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly
switching directions on the sidewalk.
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it
wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that
would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that,
but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no
internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out.
Today's kids are soft.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger
and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on
when20I first saw it.
I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it
actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll
end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm
that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I
laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to
prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each
hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying
to finish a text.
A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to
the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing
else to say".
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom
and hunger.
Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a
Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the
Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual
stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat
you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.
Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street
smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary
smart".
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars
teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay
strong, brothers!
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
the person died.
I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in
the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that
their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning
who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546
pictures? Don't mind if I do!
If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their
offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has
to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get
so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm
from; this shouldn't be a problem....
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing
an ything productive for the rest of the day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I
don't want to have to restart my collection.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you
are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too
far.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research
paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash
this ever.
I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people
watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but
will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing
we weren’t watching this. It's only a matter of time before
they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends
after this?'
While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for
China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly
certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are
executed.
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times
and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer?
Drop the phone and run away?
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something
she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some
light internet stalking.
I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on
shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my
iTunes.
Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal
cruising speed for pedophiles...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I
always hate cyclists.
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and
still not know what time it is.
It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call.
I think that if, years down the road when I’m trying to have a
kid, I find out that I’m sterile, most of my disappointment
will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in
college.
Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know
what do to with it.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their
car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the
Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my a$$ everyone can find and
push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds,
eyes closed, first time every time...
My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what
would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I
respond to that?
It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com
and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone
they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday
or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the
bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In
other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a
second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must
be at least four people eating to require such a large amount
of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like
being made to feel like a fat b@st@rd before dinner.
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I
can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that
I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more
directly involves me.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to
drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire
with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that
you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you
are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and
walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to
first do something like check your watch or phone or make a
grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one
in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly
switching directions on the sidewalk.
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it
wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that
would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that,
but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no
internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out.
Today's kids are soft.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger
and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on
when20I first saw it.
I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it
actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll
end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm
that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I
laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to
prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each
hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying
to finish a text.
A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to
the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing
else to say".
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom
and hunger.
Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a
Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the
Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual
stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat
you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.
Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street
smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary
smart".
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars
teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay
strong, brothers!
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
the person died.
I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in
the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that
their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning
who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546
pictures? Don't mind if I do!
If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their
offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has
to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get
so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm
from; this shouldn't be a problem....
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing
an ything productive for the rest of the day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I
don't want to have to restart my collection.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you
are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too
far.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research
paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash
this ever.
I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people
watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but
will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing
we weren’t watching this. It's only a matter of time before
they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends
after this?'
While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for
China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly
certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are
executed.
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times
and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer?
Drop the phone and run away?
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something
she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some
light internet stalking.
I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on
shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my
iTunes.
Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal
cruising speed for pedophiles...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I
always hate cyclists.
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and
still not know what time it is.
It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call.
I think that if, years down the road when I’m trying to have a
kid, I find out that I’m sterile, most of my disappointment
will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in
college.
Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know
what do to with it.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their
car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the
Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my a$$ everyone can find and
push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds,
eyes closed, first time every time...
My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what
would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I
respond to that?
It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com
and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone
they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday
or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the
bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In
other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a
second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must
be at least four people eating to require such a large amount
of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like
being made to feel like a fat b@st@rd before dinner.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Walk It Out
Most of these types of videos I think are dumb. This one, however, is pretty good. It might just be the outfits.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Lap Dance
I'm a 19 year old girl, giving the fake president a lap dance on a spanish puppet show. WHAT??? Thanks for this Joey!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Awkward Family Photos
Everyone has taken an awkward family photo at some point in their lives. Check this site Awkward Family Photos , and you might just feel better about yourself.
Some of my favorites include:
Some of my favorites include:
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Stupid Criminals
I love stupid people and reading about the stupid things people do. Here are some of my favorite headlines from the site Clumsy Crooks.
How Not To Rob A Bank
Don't leave your wallet at the scene, m'kay?
Paramedic Tried To Buy Wine Wearing Only His Thong After Supermarket Staff "Refused To Serve Him In Uniform"
A paramedic was facing disciplinary action today after he walked into a supermarket crowded with shoppers wearing just a thong.
Man Caught With 14 Birds In His Trousers
A traveller was caught with 14 live birds strapped to his legs under his trousers, customs officials said today
Chuck Norris Protects Baker
Store bosses have seen off burglars by placing a life-sized photo of Hollywood action star Chuck Norris in the window.
Man Charged With Stealing College Women's Underwear
Over the last three years female students at Mount Union College in Alliance have been reporting robberies. These were not your usual robberies.
How Not To Rob A Bank
Don't leave your wallet at the scene, m'kay?
Paramedic Tried To Buy Wine Wearing Only His Thong After Supermarket Staff "Refused To Serve Him In Uniform"
A paramedic was facing disciplinary action today after he walked into a supermarket crowded with shoppers wearing just a thong.
Man Caught With 14 Birds In His Trousers
A traveller was caught with 14 live birds strapped to his legs under his trousers, customs officials said today
Chuck Norris Protects Baker
Store bosses have seen off burglars by placing a life-sized photo of Hollywood action star Chuck Norris in the window.
Man Charged With Stealing College Women's Underwear
Over the last three years female students at Mount Union College in Alliance have been reporting robberies. These were not your usual robberies.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
WTF Blanket
The Snuggie has become an international sensation. There have been dances, bar crawls and now parodys focusing on this gigantic piece of fabric. This is pretty good.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Foreigners are Funny
Why are foreigners so funny? The US could use more commercials like some of these.
Ellen's Delicates
Everyone knows Ellen is one of my all time favorites and I know if I need a good laugh, I just have to watch her show. This is one of my most favorite funny moments...
Thursday, April 30, 2009
The Turtle
The little sound. I cannot even handle that sound. This video makes me laugh and sad all at the same time. Poor frustrated turtle. Thank you Kennis for sharing!
Pick The Perp.
I wonder if working in the "court" field (and I use that a bit loosely) if I will do better at this than the average person. Thanks Jen for passing this along!!!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
If You're A Red Wings Fan...
If you're a Wings fan, you will flat out love this. Bring on the Ducks.
Bea Arthur Remembered.
Bea Arthur came into my life when The Golden Girls were airing on prime time. However, during that time I was an avid Nick at Nite watcher. All In The Family was one of my favorites and after an episode one weekend, Nick At Nite decided to show a few episodes of Maude. I loved All In The Family, but had NO idea a spinoff existed! I was so excited and got hooked. Watching Maude and The Golden Girls simultaneously was so entertaining for me. Then The Golden Girls had their own spinoff, Empty Nest, which I also sucked me in. Needless to say, Bea Arthur influenced many of the shows I watched. I found this The Best of Dorothy video and felt it only appropriate to share now.
Bea Arthur, you will be missed.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Dickipedia
Compliments of Joey, this is pretty damn accurate. I may disagree with one or two listed and think one particular bball player was forgotten (Lebron James? come on now) But on the whole, good job Huffington Post.
The Office Mascot
Unfortunately, this user has blocked her videos from being able to be posted on other sites. She is absolutely hysterical and quickly became the office mascot. A few favorites include Disturbia, Shake It and Right Now. Let me know your favorites!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Texts From Last Night
Almost everyone I know texts, however, I have never received a text like these. Purely amazing. Enjoy.
A Classic
Maybe this makes me a bad person, but people falling down is funny. No matter the situation, it makes me laugh. Here is one of my favorites.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
One of my favorites
Being a lover of dogs, I can't watch this video and not smile/laugh. It also inspired me to attempt to teach Duke to speak. Lets just say its a work in progress...
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Just Call Me RaAlPh
It all started when I was about 11. I was a frequent visitor to AOL and my current screen name was getting me in trouble. With a name like Lolipop47, you are kinda asking for it. I would get the random IMs saying "Can I suck your lolipop" "What do you taste like" etc, which is OH SO appropriate for an 11 year old to receive. I was brainstorming for a new screen name when my father came up with RaAlPh. Its not that clever when you look at it. The first two letters of each of my names. Rachel Alyse Phillips = RaAlPh. Did I take my fathers suggestion? Of course not. But the name has stuck around. So there you have it. Call Me RaAlPh.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Why?
Why am I doing this? What do I even have to say? More importantly, who cares? In all honesty, I have absolutely no idea. Blogging has become a big trend among my incredibly talented friends. One friend blogs about college hoops. One friend blogs about her photography. Another blogs about media (Sorry Jen, I tried reading yours but too many big words for me to understand what the hell you were talking about). My sister has a classroom blog for the parents of her 2nd grade class. All these blogs have one thing in common: a point. My friends have actual wisdom and opinions to share about actual things. Well I have opinions, but again I find myself asking "WHO CARES?" So I thought about it and realized my friends talk about what they know, so I guess I will talk about what I know. What do I know? Well, not a lot. But I do know that too often we are dragged down by the negativity and bad things in life. I also know there are a lot of funny and happy things out there that need to be shared. I like to believe that funny and good things can beat out the bad. So the goal of this blog will be to make you laugh, smile, smirk (prob at the expense of someone else) or at the very least, distract you for 15 seconds from the real world.
If you have something funny to share, please post!
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